In this video, I take my talents out to the track and run the hurdles, the 100m dash, the pole vault, shot put, and long jump. I kick off the video with the hurdles, where I certainly look like a pro. After that, I run the 100m dash and start running like a chicken, then I really start pumping my arms.

I then turn into Superman and do the pole vault. In fact, I didn’t even need the pole! I just jumped right over it! When I got over to the long-jump pit, I had strong confidence that I could fly right over it. When I tried it out, for some reason I fell forward into the pit. Maybe my wings fell off? I got up and I marched over to the shotput ring. I ended up launching it into another area code. It literally went 2,000 miles!